We watch a lot of Polish Elmo over at the Hannan household. One of Ben’s few words is “Emo.” For those of you who don’t know, Elmo has a goldfish named “Dorotka” (in Polish, possibly Dorthy in English? I wouldn’t know). I thought it would be great to get Ben a goldfish, name it Dorotka. [...]
Archive for February, 2011
16 Feb
Working for the government, going commando
I, like the President, am now a public servant. I did not have to take an oath (although I really thought I should have) but I had to watch a video about taking one. Let me explain. I’ll be doing some moonlighting shifts in the Emergency Room at the Veteran’s Hospital across the street from our [...]
16 Feb
I’m not wearing any underwear. And not because I’m sexy.
So I admit it. I haven’t worn underwear in 2 days. Not because I’m sexy (hey you, girl in your midtwenties at my brother’s party, I see you checking out my muffin top and I don’t appreciate it, this is what happens when you pop out 2 shorties in 2 years). I’m completely out clothes. [...]
